Tallahassee Windex is what you call it when you get head from a girl with glasses, nut on said glasses, and then use your dick as a wiper blade so she can see around your apartment while she looks for a towel.
Mannnnn, I Tallahassee Windexed the girl from Applebees last night but she still bumped into my dresser on her way to the bathroom
by Stunna man Mike, son September 29, 2010