In the hierarchy of simping, a Wips is at the absolute pinnacle.
There is no plural form of the word 'Wips' as it can only be applied to one person at a time. There can never be multiple iterations of a Wips in the world at the same time as their mere presence would likely result in a catastrophic extinction event.
We do not know if multiple Wipses (please excuse my incorrect wording) were responsible for other mass extinction events throughout history, such as the Triassic or Jurassic extinctions, but what we do know for certain is that the world simply cannot handle the presence of more than one Wips at a time. Unfortunately, based on empirical evidence it is very likely that a Wips walks among us today, as the emergence of a Wips usually occurs every 65 million years or so.
Identifying a Wips is not very difficult. Usually a Wips will gravitate towards any female they can find and obey their every whim absolutely, even if it means sacrificing their closest friends and family to do so. Wipses (again please forgive my incorrect grammar) have been known to steal Minecraft builds and pass them off as their own to impress females, with great determent to the boys.
Once a Wips comes into the world the only way they can be vanquished is via utter social rejection. There is no cure for a Wips, and under no circumstances should you befriend, trust, embolden or validate them in anyway. You cannot fix something that thinks it is not broken.
There is no plural form of the word 'Wips' as it can only be applied to one person at a time. There can never be multiple iterations of a Wips in the world at the same time as their mere presence would likely result in a catastrophic extinction event.
We do not know if multiple Wipses (please excuse my incorrect wording) were responsible for other mass extinction events throughout history, such as the Triassic or Jurassic extinctions, but what we do know for certain is that the world simply cannot handle the presence of more than one Wips at a time. Unfortunately, based on empirical evidence it is very likely that a Wips walks among us today, as the emergence of a Wips usually occurs every 65 million years or so.
Identifying a Wips is not very difficult. Usually a Wips will gravitate towards any female they can find and obey their every whim absolutely, even if it means sacrificing their closest friends and family to do so. Wipses (again please forgive my incorrect grammar) have been known to steal Minecraft builds and pass them off as their own to impress females, with great determent to the boys.
Once a Wips comes into the world the only way they can be vanquished is via utter social rejection. There is no cure for a Wips, and under no circumstances should you befriend, trust, embolden or validate them in anyway. You cannot fix something that thinks it is not broken.
It's a Wips - run!
Wait no! Don't! We must deal with this creature now before it gets out of hand.
How?
Ignore it! Its life force is tethered to the clout of others... it feeds off of it like a parasite, we must stand our ground and ignore this beast!
Wait no! Don't! We must deal with this creature now before it gets out of hand.
How?
Ignore it! Its life force is tethered to the clout of others... it feeds off of it like a parasite, we must stand our ground and ignore this beast!
by Projacti January 11, 2022
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It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!
It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!
Ted : Man you see that Wimpie coming, I think we should leave...he has a huge penis
Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome
Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome
by ashmanapola May 3, 2009
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by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
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Literally the female equivalent of a Simp
W - Women
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Penis
Literally the female equivalent of a Simp
A: This milf donated $500 on my twitch stream. She's a female Simp.
B: so she's a WIMP?
A: Pretty much, yeah.
B: so she's a WIMP?
A: Pretty much, yeah.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns December 23, 2020
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One of those pseudo-feminist men who pay really good lip service to feminism but somehow manage to turn any discussion about womens issues into a discussion about men
A guy who pretends to be sensitive to women's issues in order to get ahead with women. Prone to wearing T-shirts that say things like, "Feminists Dig Me." Sex with a wimpster amounts to 2 minutes of random thrusting, 10 minutes of him weeping, then he falls asleep snoring.
Wimpster - one who convincingly feigns being a feminist only as a means of career / personal advancement?
Originally published in Bust Magazine.
A guy who pretends to be sensitive to women's issues in order to get ahead with women. Prone to wearing T-shirts that say things like, "Feminists Dig Me." Sex with a wimpster amounts to 2 minutes of random thrusting, 10 minutes of him weeping, then he falls asleep snoring.
Wimpster - one who convincingly feigns being a feminist only as a means of career / personal advancement?
Originally published in Bust Magazine.
by jonez June 27, 2005
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"No that's just a wispstache. The lazy *** always waits too long to shave."
"No that's just a wispstache. The lazy *** always waits too long to shave."
by yoursexylover October 26, 2009
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