If New Yorkers didn't tell the wildfire go fuck itself, if they looked the gift horse in the mouth and let it parade around their streets, they were going to end up overrrun by it one day, and the strange soldiers arriving/hiding inside it (male or female) were just a little too nerdy as kids for New Yorkers to allow this kind of takeover to happen.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
What the coronavirus spread like, without enough resistance to the virus or to security measures to contain it.
She wanted everybody to think it was the Chinese covering up a leak from a lab that started the wildfire like spread of the coronavirus, when really it was always her.
by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021
Lighting the happytrail on fire, jerking off and racing the trail trying to ejaculate/cum before all your pubes are gone.
I finally grew my bush long enough to complete a wildfire. Got a goldenshower to put it out after I finished.
by Zero-Prince June 06, 2019
Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.
Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.
Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will. Stomping your feet won't do anything to a fire that's still burning, anymore than it will do anything about injustice. The fire has to be extinguished before stomping on the embers does anything.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
A wildfire is intense, but usually short lived, most dont last, they go and fuck themselves. Every now and then you have one that lasts well over a year, but not hundreds or thousands of years. At some point, it burns out. Fuel isnt renewable, once its burned up, it's gone for good.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020
(this is a natural disaster.)
Wildfires are fires that spread in forests. (or acres?)
Wildfires are caused by unattended campfires, the burning of the debris, equipment use and malfunctions, and intentional acts of ars0n. Lightning strikes could be the cause of it too.
note that wildfires can affect air quality.
(no sh!t but it looks like the end of the world)
Wildfires are fires that spread in forests. (or acres?)
Wildfires are caused by unattended campfires, the burning of the debris, equipment use and malfunctions, and intentional acts of ars0n. Lightning strikes could be the cause of it too.
note that wildfires can affect air quality.
(no sh!t but it looks like the end of the world)
Person 1: Look there's a wildfire!
Person 2: Oh sh!t the air quality is reducing!
Person 1: oh hell nah lets get out of here!
Person 2: Oh sh!t the air quality is reducing!
Person 1: oh hell nah lets get out of here!
by bruhbrbhur July 06, 2022