When a straight heterosexual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man's rectum, purely by mistake. Usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.
As I entered the dark room, I slipped and fell on Greg's bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.
As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
by Jim Bobbbb May 5, 2008
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by Waldini December 28, 2007
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Get the Wilbert mug.1. Florida Gators basketball player that is overrated as hell. He has one good game and suddenly is SEC Player of the Year. Acts like the Gators team captain when clearly he is not even one of their best players. Choked in Final Four game, and made his team lose.
2. Synonym for pussy
2. Synonym for pussy
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