wiffli

Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.

Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.

A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.

I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.

by Talmanes November 17, 2007

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle)

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".

Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.

by captain Jack Sparrow 13 April 18, 2019

Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.

"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom

by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010

wiffed

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

by theoneDub October 24, 2007

wifflenacker

An unpleasant person, who is either nasty, stupid, or both.

Collective noun: bunch

"He kept waffling on so much I missed lunch, what a wifflenacker."

"Almost ran me off the road, bloody wifflenacker."

by Weirdtree September 19, 2011

Wiffle-Beer

A drinking game played like regular wiffleball baseball. The most prominent rule of the game is that players must always have a can in their hand. If an out is made by a player with two open hands this out does not count. Batting must be done with a beer in the batter's hand and if the batter strikes the can out of his/her own hand the player must perform a shotgun. A new beer must be opened for each at bat, and a runner cannot score unless he/she finishes the beer before reaching home plate. If a runner reaches home plate before finishing their beer, it counts as an out. All normal baseball rules are followed, except if a runner is struck with the wiffleball while off base they are considered out. Games consist of 10-20 players. Typical games are played until the beer has all been drunk. Most epic Wiffle-Beer games have forgotten scores and everyone involved walks off the field a winner. Shit Talking is a must, esp. when runners projectile vomit.

Dick- Man, I'm going to have to take a nap before tonight's party, that 2PM wiffle-beer game kicked my ass!

Jane- Dick, you're a pussy.

by psylemon November 3, 2011

Wiffle

A very short haircut usually for males in which the hair resembles the bristle surface of a brush. Synonym for crewcut.

I'm going to the barber to get a wiffle.

by FartSniffer August 26, 2005