The Wicker Man 

The funniest movie of 2006 for sure, and possibly of all time.

That has to be Cage in that bear suit because he's been punching women all day.

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

Wow the wicker man had me laughing the entire movie!

The Wicker Man by btgebo March 18, 2009

magic wicker 

Put your fingertip on your asshole and fart then sniff your finger or make someone else smell it.

I tricked Dave by giving him a magic wicker, he thought he was gonna smell a new aftershave on my finger, instead he smelled my horrible fart.

magic wicker by jonbatz October 21, 2015

flaming wicker 

The act of receiving a blowjob while sitting on a wicker chair that's on fire

Dude I'm so cold I could so go for a flaming wicker

That chick looks like she would give the best flaming wicker

flaming wicker by Master_baits_6969 April 2, 2017

Shit A Wicker Chicken 

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.

a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!

Shit A Wicker Chicken by Shiggity Shizzam February 28, 2020

ethan wicker 

The definition of swag enough said

Ethan wickers swag level is unmatched and Vito can now down to his shoe game

ethan wicker by Swagtality May 22, 2014

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux 

An affectionate term for a Catherine Price

Return to sender.

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

the Wicker Chair Theorem 

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

the Wicker Chair Theorem by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011