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Alabama White Trash

A girl who is moderately attractive, but is delusional & under the assumption they are more so. These people tend to be strongly opinionated, yet unable to back it up with any sort of reasonable argument. They have a voracious loyalty to an educational institution that would never accept them as students and are, in all probability ashamed to have them as fans. More often than not they tend to be hill folk. Fathers tend to be physically, emotionally, & sexually abusive to both the boys & girls without discrimination. This is in fact somewhat helpful in preparing the respective sexes for their future lives. The boys for the prison life they will inevitably have & the girls for their marriage which will most likely be to a sibling and/or cousin. The girls have extremely wide hips, but a flat ass, with a muffin top similar to a cupcake with too much yeast. She tends to believe that she understands everyone else's problems & knows what's best for them believing them capable of turning it on & off like a light switch. And yet she never deals with her own parental issues.
by Death 2 Gingers August 26, 2013
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white trash

all of you filthy american cunts
george w bush is just a texas white trash
by titino chingon September 1, 2006
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white trash names

Crystal, Amber, Brandy, Star, Angel, Heather, any name with Lynn after it, Misty, Kristy, Britney,
I've been locked up for 1 year and my baby mommas been living in our trailer with my new baby girl crystal and her older sister brandy. Some people think I name my kids white trash names.
by Nichole1101 November 16, 2013
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White Trash Parade

A series of three or more lifted American-made pick-up trucks (typically plastered with naked lady decals, confederate flags, or metal mulisha stickers) cruising down the same street on friday night.
Dude, wasn't that Cheto's rig leading the White Trash Parade down second street?
by Merkin Master January 26, 2010
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White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.
Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.
by Munkerson November 17, 2006
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ghetto white trash

The awkwardness of being stuck between ghetto and white trash.
Many people in indianapolis, IN are stuck between hill billy white trash and black ghetto. Ghetto white trash.
by Poopfacelumberjack November 30, 2013
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white trash expo

A place where everyone there is white trash
A place that looks like a white trash revival
Are you going to the County Fair? No Dude that is so White Trash Expo.
by Manderin September 11, 2005
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