douche whap

Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.

Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.

by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006

whap slap

A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!

Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!

Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!

Luke: I'll be good.

In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.

by Turmi January 06, 2006

Chili Whap

The act of a man whapping his weiner across someones face in an unanticipated moment.

When his girlfriend was unable to make him climax, Todd chili whapped her in an act of frustration.

by Nurseeep April 23, 2011

Papal Whap

Pronunciation: pay-puhl waaap
Verb.
When the Pope smacks you in the face with his peener, penis, wong, or jolly roger.

It's an elite few who can say they've been Papal Whapped.

by Ramblin' Rose September 07, 2006

hs the whap

Crazy commie pinko with an un-communist dog.

by Anonymous February 06, 2003

Phat Whaps

Naturally large breasts, usually so large as to not be self supporting.

You've got to love a MILF with phat whaps!

by The Unhomed April 29, 2019

WHAP God

A parody of the popular song "rap god" based on the AP World History high school class. An absolutely fire song that few have achieved the feat of writing.

I'm beginning to feel like a WHAP God, WHAP God,
all of the kids from the front to the back nod, back nod

by Tomato patato March 15, 2022