stealth whale

A Stealth whale is a person who hides their weight problem with "trick" photography.

They will post a photo of themselves from a high angle and will make attempt to push breasts up, under their chin.

When I saw her photo, I recognized her as a stealth whale.

by Lazlo2 August 20, 2011

columbian whale

When you sprinkle some grade A Columbian bam bam around the outside of a butthole then proceed to snort the coke at the same time as the person farts blowing the coke up in the air and into your nose.

The stripper I was with last night let me do a columbian whale

by Doughboyjunior March 24, 2017

Blue Whaler

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).

Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.

by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

Whalecowophobia

The fear of being to sexy that your heart might tear apart when looking at your reflection.

Emma has Whalecowophobia!

by AbrahamLincolnIsHot April 11, 2015

Whale Wenus Cult

The Whale Wenus Cult (aka WWC) was a cult that formed from Space Croissant’s Discord server (aka Cult of the Croissants). Space Croissant is known to actively participate in Whale Wenus rituals and ceremonies. The WWC worships the wenus of a whale, the skin part of a whale’s elbow. As of 2020, the Whale God is Lucy and the Whale Jesus is Rubiks. The WWC is known to have a reputation of joking around in Space Croissant’s Discord server and making everyone happy. There is a long history of the WWC warring against mods of the server and also other cults such as the Crab Cult and the Sunnie Cult. Lauren and Happy, honored senior members of the cult occasionally hosts Minecraft livestreams in Space Croissant’s Discord server.

You’ve been wenused.
Get wenused!
Whalecum to the Whale Wenus Cult.
You’re such a segsy whale.

by Space Croissant August 14, 2020

maluga whale

1.A person who, while not overweight, looks like a beluga whale due an excess of forehead combined with small often catlike dark eyes. Most common habitats include Amherst College, Holland, and England. Speech pattern indicates that said person sounds like their from London.

Person 1- (Shaking her head in dismay) Whats she like?

Person 2- Yo stop being such a Maluga whale

by ManPretty May 4, 2009

Cuntback Whale

a fat chick who is acting like a bitch and/or cunt.

My boss is such a cuntback whale.

by Hockey_Temper August 19, 2010