Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Otter’s pocket are waterproof so when someone exclaims that “<insert noun> is wetter than at otter’s pocket!”, they are are actually saying that it is “no big deal. Move on.”

That new Taylor Swift is wetter than an otter’s pocket. Think I’‘ll pass on that one.

by Motherhunter June 2, 2021

Wetter than an otters pocket

What my area constantly feels like when im around jevon b.

When jevon looks at me i get wetter than an otters pocket

by Bold girl February 14, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Your mare when she sees me. I am the ultimate horse chad and no mare can hold the fountain of lube when it sees me and realizes she is about to have a VERY good time with me. Her pussy is soaked and her clitoris jumps, as if she is in heat.

Your mare: *sees me*
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.

by gaygelding March 11, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

To describe a girls twat when it is moist to prepare for sex.

Wow that feels so good! Your clit is wetter than an otter’s pocket!

by Biden is a dick April 2, 2021

wetter than niagra falls in flood season

Becca after the wink

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink

by the guy winking May 21, 2018

Wetter letter

A shemale shits while fucking a males dickhole

Bro that girl over there gave me some nice wetter letter

by C4RB1D3 November 29, 2020

Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)

Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....

by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021