Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

sack weld

When it is so hot and sticky that your nut sack is hard welded to the side of your leg that it requires a pry bar and a full on split to separate them.

Dude i was in New Orleans this summer and the sack weld was so bad it tore the hair off my legs.

by Cmf1971 July 22, 2018

soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.

The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.

by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019

Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.

My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.

by SPWhite June 9, 2019

God's Weld

The seam that travels down the middle of the ballsack and to the asshole.

Dude my gooch has been itching all day!

You're gooch? Man that's God's Weld!

by DatSasquatch January 1, 2022

Windy Weld

a tea bag position (like texas tea bag) with the ass on the face followed by a dry fart

windy weld

by mikegav October 20, 2008

guy weld

the famous guitarist of the very popular multi platinum group braver. The meaning has evolved to meaning a really good looking person because of guy's physical exploits.

girl 1: that guy is so hot
girl 2: he looks like guyt weld

by braver fan August 15, 2004