To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
by TK42FUN May 4, 2015
Get the taint weldingmug. by Funny pseudonym December 27, 2022
Get the Arc weldmug. "Skiet" derived from the South African Afrikaans meaning "to shoot". Roughly translates to "To shoot a weld" in English, which means "to ejaculate on a surface" due to the result ultimately looks like a stripe of arc welding.
by Mikeyv123 March 9, 2019
Get the Skiet a weldmug. when a man take a condom. dips it in gas put it on and lights it on fire. Then puts it in a pussy or ass.
man, from all the scream and the smell of gas coming from john's room. He must be backdoor welding with jenny.
by x nanashi xx April 4, 2009
Get the backdoor weldingmug. The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.
Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
Get the bag weldmug. An act of farting designed to punish the recipient, delivered by two+ individuals. The victim is tackled and held submissive, while the farter drops bare-ass on the exposed skin of the victim. Ideally, the fart is both hot and wet, simulating a "spot-weld."
After Josh passed out from over-drinking, I pounced on him and delivered some epic spot-welding on his forehead that woke him up.
by Kumaboss October 4, 2009
Get the Spot-Weldingmug. A type of weld performed by twisting together two iron or steel rods, often used by smiths to begin making a damascus-ish looking sword.
by SithisSmith November 16, 2010
Get the Faggot-Weldmug.