weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010

Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

by douche74477777722228844848ffd April 14, 2011

Weeping Camel

A Weeping Camel is when a girl gives a man oral pleasure and spits it into the male's eye causing him to proceed to crying.

Tony: Hey, Huggy what happened with that chick last night?

Huggy: Dude she sucked me off, but after I climaxed she gave me a Weeping Camel.

Tony: Whhhhaaaaat?!?!?!?!?

by Solofram September 8, 2009

Weeping Legs

The high that comes from smoking 420 Cubed.

"MY LEGS, HOW THEY WEEP."
"Don't worry man, you just have the weeping legs."

by The Weeper July 26, 2011

weeping brownie

an asshole that's been stretched due to excessive sexual activity and as a result leaks or 'weeps' a bit

Maria suffered from a weeping brownie after a few particularly rough rounds of Hide the Rolling Pin.

by Maria, Rachel, Jesse, Mike, Hannah, and Amos January 5, 2008

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

weeping angle

The most fucking scary stone statues in the world of Doctor Who.

These creatures while seen can't move, but when unseen can move really fast. If it catches you, you get sent into the past or , rarely kill you.

Weeping angles are extremely scary and fast.

by Firefighthd December 26, 2014