dead week

The week before finals when being dead sounds more attractive than studying.

Also known as the week where you will see the most strangers crying.

My first dead week hit me so hard that one night I just stood in a corner for five hours whispering to myself

by horso October 18, 2016

Two Weeks Out

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.

Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.

by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021

The Weeknd

a fine ass man. a man id let stick his dick inside of my guts and twirl it up like he eatin spaghetti. no wonder all his songs are abt sex cause oh lawd who WOULDNT want to fuck him. like what ariana said, JUST GIMME THEM BABIES😩😩😩.

YOU GOT ME TOUCHIN ON YO BODYYYYYYYYY
lets take Acquainted for example. he KNOWS how fine he is.

“ I got 'em thinkin' that they want me
Although they know they not the only
I got 'em wanting to embrace their sins” OH LORDDDDDD🤤🤤🤤🤤

if any of yall editors see this please edit the weeknd to redbone by childish gambino PLEASE

The Weeknd can steal my most expensive pair of shoes, and id still let him hit

by u didnt see this October 8, 2021

Exam Week

Exam week (n): The most stressful week known to students. Some rather large tests spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. Teenagers tend to promise to study and prepare, but end up cramming the last night and crying themselves to sleep. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.

Person: Hey did you study for Exam Week ?

Other person: What exa- oh no! *cries into fetal position*

by scrawberrymuffin February 10, 2012

Weekly Wackadadoo

Familiar term used for a 1. Gem Grabber, 2. Listener of the podcast, 3. Creator and devout follower of internet celebrity Nick mason and Goat Han Solo.

"That Weekly Wackadadoo sure is a bloody legend mate!"

by JaxRuan September 16, 2016

California weekend

code for entailing a vacation where girls secretly have sexual encounters with total strangers, sometimes people they met online. I say secretly because the folks back at home (especially the boyfriend) may be aware of the vacation but aren't supposed to be aware of the vacation's sole purpose. typically used by girls with a teenage mindset.

Ashley: Hey, Jeanne! What's up?
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)

by BrianTheDumbass June 13, 2013

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

by randytaylor May 20, 2009