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Alison Weedle

The most beautiful girl in the world, any guy is lucky to have her she is so damn perfect like god damn. every guy wants to smash but that boyfriend is pretty cool
by jfkfekf November 21, 2019
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weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.
After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.
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weedles

The Weedles literally is a reaction to financial desperation usually among drug addicts but can also be applied to people with bad gambling addictions. To Weedle is to become so desperate for a drug fix that the person begins to look over everything around them they can sell or trade for drugs including other's possessions.

Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others.

A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).
Example 1:
You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit!

Example 2:
You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix.

Example 3:
Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad.

Example 4:
You think your going to find something you can weedle off?

Example 5:
Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.
by Fractious1 April 24, 2018
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weedle

a retarded person who ruined skullmund.

he sucks shit out of my asshole and he loves energy drinks or something
"fuck weedle up his butthole"
by 🏴‍☠️ February 29, 2020
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weedle

A sexy man who kisses freshmen girls, and boys under the influence.
"oh he's kissing boys under the influence that must be weedle"
by WEEDLESDAD October 16, 2022
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