wedding night dick 

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

wedding night dick by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

wedding tackle 

Male genitals.

The tackle is a fishing reference.

Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")

I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!

wedding tackle by lukeod May 22, 2005

Wedding Drunk 

That special kind of drunk you can only experience at a wedding reception. This is known to cause beligerant behavior and situational amnesia in the usually lucid drinker. The ramifications of a good wedding drunk can be severe if others are not aware of the special situation.

After the Lantz wedding, I became wedding drunk and, so I'm told, called the bride's mother a bitch.

Wedding Drunk by Bloozmann January 27, 2010

wedding weight 

the weight gained by a spouse after marriage occurring more in females.

Jimmy married Holly, the perfect sized girl. After things settled down she gained her wedding weight, making her a little more than he could handle.

wedding weight by George Hans May 30, 2008

Wedding Cake Syndrome 

Prior to getting married, the woman is exciting in bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.

Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.

Newly married man: "After getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won't give head. What's up with that shit?"

Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."

Man: "Is there a cure?"

Friend: "Divorce."

Wedding Cake Syndrome by Brad TN August 1, 2010

Wedding Reader 

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

Wedding Reader by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

wedding ring 

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.

It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.

wedding ring by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006