Soggy wafer

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.

The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.

by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012

Pink Wafer

A fanny that - no matter what you try - refuses to get wet.

Imagine how disappointed i was when I prised her legs open and after half an hours gussett typing she still had a Pink Wafer ...

by George "Nacker" Sharples July 30, 2008

Wayfarer

A man who is homeless by choice and travels from tip to tip in search of food and shelter

I'm worried about our alex, he's turning into a right wayfarer

by mandemareready December 28, 2012

Wayner

An erection during a public event such as a sporting event or a concert.

That guy has a wayner over there

by boner soup sickness November 13, 2011

wafer

a very skinny person

Dude! Look at that wafer, she must weigh like 2 pounds.

by Tess C November 19, 2005

Tit Wafer

An insult only of the highest caliber. Typically used to express extreme dislike for someone. Can also be used to replace OR add to other vulgar words, such as cunt, bitch, etc. etc.

God, she's such a bitch fucking cunt tit wafer!

by RandomRedApple August 4, 2019

Poppa Wafer

A mighty exquisite fellow, who makes women bow before him with his beautiful vocal range and wide variety of music he creates. From EDM, Hyperpop, Hard Trap and more. This man needs to be given some good ass head on god.

Go check Poppa Wafer out on all platforms or yo momma a bitch.

by MelloboyZaddy March 11, 2022