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walter payton

questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP
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Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived?
Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*
by its the truth people! April 24, 2006
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Walter Effect

People who belive in the walter effect are affected by the walter effect
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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Walter

The most beautiful creature on this planet. It's a white dog and he likes to wear drip clothes like a watermelon helmet
Person 1: Walter is the dripiest dog
Person 2: Yes I agree
by NickBird March 20, 2021
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Walter White

Used in terms of the famous character from Breaking Bad. Walter White went from a protagonist to the antagonist, simplified, he went from a submissive and weak man to an almost unstoppable killing machine and drug lord. This term can be when you or someone else goes from quite or shy to over confident or outrageous.
1: Hey did you see Anon in class today?
2: Yeah they went all Walter White on that bitch pushing them around
by matleycyrus March 17, 2014
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Walter
Finger: walter, put your dick away walter, im not having sex with you walter
by Degradating penis October 27, 2022
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Thirsty Walter

Punching a straw through a baby's dirty diaper and sucking out the contents.
That dude is a pervert. I caught him doing a Thirsty Walter on my kid's diaper.
by sinatras corpse April 9, 2010
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