boob warranty

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.

mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.

by stacykiller December 4, 2010

anti-warmonger

A person who is as rabidly anti-war as you can get without venturing into violence.

Depending on the crowd, she sometimes referred to herself as a pacifist and at other times, she preferred the more in-your-face and dangerous sounding term, anti-warmonger.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

by gymscooter January 7, 2021

Warming Drawer

When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!

Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.

by The Drawer Warmer January 3, 2013

Wayman

Man of the way. Wayman is like "way to go, man." Everyone's go-to man, who knows exactly the way, the path, the right thing to do. A man of the road, a traveller, a seeker, a seer. A good man, beloved by all. He can be very funny or very serious and thoughtful, depending on what the situation calls for. A visionary, but a humble one, and capable of great insights and activity.

"You should listen to/follow that guy, he knows what's what, keeps it real; He's a real wayman."

by nirvanabrew February 4, 2010

Warrant Officer

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.

Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.

by Tryan31 December 28, 2011

Warrant Officer

In the United States military, a Warrant Officer (grade W-1 to W-5) is ranked as an officer above the senior-most enlisted ranks, as well as officer cadets and candidates, but below the officer grade of O-1. Warrant officers are highly skilled, single-track specialty officers, and while the ranks are authorized by Congress, each branch of the Uniformed Services selects, manages, and utilizes warrant officers in slightly different ways. For appointment to Warrant Officer One (W-1), a warrant is approved by the secretary of the service. Chief Warrant Officers (W-2 to W-5) are commissioned by the President of the United States, and take the same oath as regular commissioned officers (O-1 to O-10).

Warrant officers can and do command detachments, units, activities, vessels, aircraft, and armored vehicles as well as lead, coach, train, and counsel subordinates. However, the Warrant Officer's primary task as a leader is to serve as a technical expert, providing valuable skills, guidance, and expertise to commanders and organizations in their particular field.

That guy really knows is stuff, to be that technically and tactically competent, he must be a Chief Warrant Officer.

by Army CW4 April 30, 2009