Mr.Wardrobe

a guy who hides in the wardrobe, while people are making sweet love...

Girl: I feel like someone is watching us

Guy: its ok babe theres nobody here, but me, you and mr.wardrobe

by Mr.Geko August 20, 2010

Stuck in wardrobe

Phenomenon that occurs when you can't decide what to wear.

Woman 1: I'm going to be 20 minutes late because I got stuck in wardrobe.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.

by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

Coming out of the wardrobe

A time in one's life when he/she realizes and accepts that magic, Santa Claus, and any other fairytale-like belief is untrue. (A play on the phrase 'coming out of the closet', 'wardrobe' being a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia series.)

My son is finally coming out of the wardrobe, so so I don't have to give the little bastard any money for losing his teeth anymore.

by Sarykos January 4, 2011

wardrobe malfunction

A good reason to buy TiVo.

Hit the 5 second rewind button!! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.

by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A wardrobe malfuntion in my personal opinion is what all the rich city whores these days suffer from. who wears that stuff, really??

"Hey lets show our tits and maybe, just maybe someone will notice that we wanna be prostitutes!"

by LINZ July 30, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A really awesome Seattle band

"Man, Wardrobe Malfunction was great last night!"

by Mr. Luna June 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 3, 2004