Wardrobe Witch

Woman that dresses in sexy wardrobe but can be a witch sometimes.

Did you see Sandra today? That wardrobe witch was sure hot!

by Barry Vader April 17, 2011

Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011

Wardrobe Apathy

The feeling of having nothing you wish, or would want to wear, even though your wardrobe is overflowing.

You do, you just have wardrobe apathy.

by HMWarley July 26, 2011

wardrobe malfunction

An excuse used to explain a situation in which a private part of the body is displayed under unessecary cirmustances.

When Justin Timberlake ripped part of Janet Jackson's outfit, revealing one of her breasts / when Bill Clinton supposedly recieved a blow job outside his marriage (his undone trousers would be described as a "wardrobe malfunction")

by Jenny March 23, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

According to Janet Jackson it's not her fault,it's not Justin Timberlake's fault,it's BUSH's fault!!

"Bush done popped my titty out" - Janet Jackson

by smokin' da shpleaf mon September 10, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

The wigger's lame excuse for ripping off janet's top.

Damn, no one wants to see them nurples... what the hell you doin' JT

by 2beer February 11, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

1. A term, recently used akin to stereotypes of "Boy Band" icons such as Justin Timberlake, to describe the falure to "Come out of the Closet" due to having your penis caught in the hamper.
2. The event which causes "slack time" between the time A Wardrobe crashed, the formatting of the wardrobe, and the re-installation of windows for wardrobes. Evident by the Wardrobe producing articles of clothing with one missing breast-support.

Boy band Icon Justin Timberlake was one again victim of a Wardrobe Malfunction.

by Wildfire/Psylink March 13, 2004