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A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.
Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"
by The Real Mrs B June 6, 2010
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teacher: George Walker Bush is our 43rd president.
me: heh, that's George Wanker Bush to all sane Americans.
me: heh, that's George Wanker Bush to all sane Americans.
by icantwaitfortwothousandeight April 9, 2007
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BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013
Get the beer wanker mug.A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
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