Heart of Walmart

1. The life force of a Walmart store. It is found in the electronics department beyond the plasma screen televisions.
2. Collective term used to describe consumers who spend their money at discount stores.

To keep a Walmart from destroying local businesses, you must first destroy the Heart of Walmart.

by Mitch Conner November 13, 2004

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

Walmart Board

A non-name brand skateboard; usually bought at a large corporation like walmart; really cheap

Paul was so proud of himself for snapping his skateboard in two.
"Dude, thats cause it was a Walmart board..."

by GS261 April 3, 2009

walmart fabio

A “man”, who prides himself on his long, greasy hair, and on telling women how they should look, think, and act. He (gravely) mistakens himself as God’s gift to women.

A Casanova?!? *laugh out loud* No, he’s just a Walmart Fabio.

by Billifer February 23, 2019

walmart boobs

Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.

Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.

by p1534 May 16, 2009

Walmart

A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.

The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department

Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.

(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)

by Harvey Brown February 5, 2010

walahi

commonly used by somolians at silverthorn colligiate, meaning i swear to god.

walahi give me a dollar
walahi say walahi
walahi give me my hat back

by Matt May 13, 2005