I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express

"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "

by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018

Dirty Waitress

The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.

I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!

by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010

Waitress

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.

by Chez amour waitress February 11, 2009

Mexican Waitress

When having anal sex, the male pulls his penis out and the woman defecates all over the place.

"I was fucking this chick in the ass, and she pulled a mexican waitress, and now my sheets are permanently stained

by gerry polomo January 27, 2008

Waitrose Accent

An insult used to poke fun at the dialect and/ or accent of a middle to upper class individual, typically from the south of England.

The term ‘Waitrose accent’ derives from the UK supermarket chain Waitrose.

“The singer of Royal Blood patronised a crowd full of 15 year olds in a Waitrose accent”

by Lil.vindictive May 31, 2023

Waitressing

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."

by OddsBodkins November 22, 2011

A Waitress Farewell

When a waitress or waiter at an eating establishment (like an IHOP or Waffle House or Applebees) says goodbye to a customer..and tells them to come back soon aware (or unaware) of the fact that customer may never come back or at the very least probably won't come back soon. Ever.

"come back and see us soon sweetie!"
the words "come back and see us soon" are frequently used in a waitress farewell.

by BruceSpringssteam July 7, 2009