Wagon Wheel

A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.

Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.

by Trudat75 November 21, 2019

Wagon Wheel

Extreme sexual act when you perform 69 while cart wheeling.

Me and my girlfriend got freaky and starting wagon wheeling around the house.

by Spazmatic rifle February 16, 2021

Wagon wheel

Safety precaution when in a pool or water. Get in a circle and dock each other in a wagon wheel configuration to form a Faraday cage to fend off lightning strikes

The storm was rolling through so the boys and I formed a wagon wheel so we didn’t have to get out of the water

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022

Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events

Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

Filthy Wagon Wheel

Noun. A dirty butthole.

I am going to plow that chick's filthy wagon wheel.

by Kaelek~ Jackie Journer December 20, 2018

rusty wagonwheel

The Anus

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by guy October 16, 2003