Wogathon

A marathon (endurance test) like party in suburban Melbourne, Australia. A 'wogathon' generally lasts 5 to 6 hours and occurs when wogs have no rave to go to on a Saturday/Sunday night.

So instead of going and taking party drugs and dancing in an abandoned warehouse in south Melbourne, wogs assemble at their mother's house and are served fruits and drink a lot of ouzo.

the older men play backgammon and are waited on by the women..

generally no women under 60 attend wogathons

if invited to a wogathon, dress accordingly: adidas trackpants (they're obviously NOT just for sport) and a tight shirt, regardless of your physique.. although, generally male wogs are buff

if you are a female accompanying your cousin, i.e bf, wear black stretchy leggings and a top...

basically for both genders, you want to look as inappropriate as possible, and as though you should be going to the gym rather than actually going out..

wog 1: "Oi bro, wats goin' on dis weekend?"
wog 2: "well, i got my cuz's wedding on"
wog 1: "ooh bro, is that the hot one?"
wog 2: "yeh mate, she's a sick bitch."
wog 1: "too bad bro, you could have come to my wogathon tomo night."
wog 2: "ohh shit bro, that sucks"

it's a sat arvo in oakleigh. 3 wogs are sitting around a table eating souvlaki from their uncle's shop
1 - "ey bro, wat we doin' tonight?"
2 - "well the rave got busted for drugs"
1 - "wogathon..?" (he's proposing an idea
2 - "oi bro, great idea.. let's call all our fully sick relatives"

by true blue wog August 13, 2010

Wooback

Derogatory term towards Native American's during American Colonization. Almost like calling a African American a Negro.

Send that Wooback down The Trail of Tears
Send that Wooback to the Noose
Someone crack that Wooback with a Whip

by Kevin Ukelis August 31, 2021

Woogahumphdamumph

A language used by the unintelligent to attempt to bamboozle the intelligent.

one stoopid pic wi a mockit knocked aff piece o keech
u need tae get new patter cos the stuff ur using the noo is pish.
Language spoken here: Woogahumphdamumph.

by MS Marples July 31, 2008

Woodaloo

A word of excitement, to be said when words just can't seem to capture the amount of happiness felt.

Woodaloo! I get to sleep in today instead of getting up and driving for six hours in the snow to see great aunt Midge in the nursing home.

by LittleKibby November 8, 2010

Dan woodgates

Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies

Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with

by bappadeeboopadeebap October 16, 2010

Woogar

A middle-aged single woman who needlessly shouts "woo" in bars and clubs. Her piercing call is an attempt to imitate the younger "woo girls" with whom she competes for the attention of young men. See cougar and woo girl.

*Screech*
"What was that!?"
"No worries, just a pack of woogars on the prowl."

by freedlupo August 10, 2009

Wogans

A unique breed found in Australia, the average Wogan is something of a hybrid between a bogan, a wog and a wigger.
Wogan is the term used for people, often of Greek, Italian or similar descent, who are obsessed with crappy cars and dress in brands like Adidas, Eminem, Holden or Fubu, often decked out in bling. One celebrity example of a Wogan is Ali G. Likely to be heard saying things such as 'Fully Sick Moite!!'

Person 1: Ugh, check out those guys in that blinged up Commodore over there.
Person 2: Yuck, what wogans.

by Trinkletty November 18, 2005