A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog
by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

"i saw a bunch of sub woofers at the stork club last night. Boy! they can eat fast."
"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"
"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"
by alltalky February 4, 2025
