Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

Woofer

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017

spoofy woofer

Whatever the hell you want it to be!...Its like a thingy majig...but diferent.

Hand me that there Spoofy Woofer

by Ashten March 13, 2018

Sugar Woofer

A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.

Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.

by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 15, 2016

sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing

Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.

by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016

chubb-woofer

A half erect penis of a cainine.

That dog has a Chubb-woofer now, thanks to that female dog.

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 3, 2018

Boogie woofer

A device used for the sole purpose of woofing boogies from ones nose holes.

Hey man, you seem to have a massive boogie up your nose hole. You can borrow my boogie woofer if you like.

by Christbird May 16, 2020