Wombat

An exceptionally fat and hairy soccer mom. More than likely to be found at some backwoods bar or the grocery store, cursing out the cashier because they don't have her brand of cigarettes. Most likely to be a wannabe patriot as well. Extremely adverse to showering and shaving off their gross body hair.

My cousin's ex-boyfrined's stepfather's gay frat buddy's wifes' hairdresser lives next door to a Wombat who doesn't like to bathe.

by RatchetBoo May 10, 2003

The Wombat

A Fat ugly Creature.
The kingstone school is home to this disgusting creature. It would do anything for food

"dont get in the way of the wombat and its food"

by fr00tsh00t January 24, 2009

wombat

a girl named perla

WOMBATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

hey wombat

by stephanie May 25, 2004

Wombats

Extremely drunk, intoxicated beyond imagination, a temporary state resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol

"How did you get on last night?"

"I drank a bottle of vodka, I was WOMBATS"

by discostubugaloo May 01, 2010

wombat

The plug of hair found in the plug hole of bath tubs & shower recesses.

Winnie the Pooh took a shower at my joint, & u shoulda seen the size of the wombat the hairy bastard left behind.

by Propellerhead December 22, 2003

Wombat

(oriGin: waste of money, brain and time)
-it is used if you spent your money or used up your time on something useLess...

-wasted something but enjoyed it...

(sa quantum)
b1:pare... bumiLi akoh 50 peso worth of coins, naubos koh dun sa coin machine...hahah!!! di baLe naka 250 tickets naman ako!!!
b2:hahaha!! wombat!!!

(sa schooL sa maniLa)
g1:haixt, kabad3p naman girl, isa na ngalang subject ngaun waLA pang prof...pero nakasama ko naman crush ko!!!
g2: wombat a!!!!

(LAst but not the Least!!!)
tropa 1: dude ,,baket d kna pumapasok?
tropa 2:e kc sabi ttransfer din naman naquh next year..wombat lang pag pumasok pa ko sa ayaw kong course...

by gf_mimiqoh December 03, 2009

Wombat

A fat guy who is a bit hairy and small.

Look at that wombat over there he needs a shave

by Ryanjmur May 28, 2019