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what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
by elongatedeel June 28, 2021
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Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021
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tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated
by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020
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Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.
Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"
by Romie_777 November 23, 2022
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grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."
i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!
by rainbowcowboy October 2, 2024
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I have two wins and you have zero

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
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faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who wins

that one X(twitter) post created by @ih4teVEVO
this is the great battle between faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who wins
by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025
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