Irish Windex

When a female ejaculates on ones face and proceeds to squeegee said ejaculate off of said face with her vaginal lips in a windshield-wiper motion.
Bro #1 " so I was eating this chick out last night and my face got all bloody. Thank god she gave me the Irish windex!"
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."
by Supermctwist9000 January 11, 2018
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Windexed

The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.
So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!

Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.
by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 03, 2012
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Windex

Normal People: "I love using Windex!"

Me: "Edible.."
Windex is totally an edible substance
by WindexEater1001 January 17, 2024
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Windex

1. Cleaning product.
2. That one person on Twitter who everyone loves because of their nice retweets and great sense of humor.
Pass me the Windex, there's a stain on my window.
by WindexLevi February 18, 2015
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Windex

Type of alcoholic beverage: 2/3 Blue Raspberry Fanta with 1/3 Moonshine.
Tastes amazing and gets you fucked up.
Tripp: Yo dude lets go make some "Windex" for that party tonight!
Nic: Hell yeah man that stuff is dope!
by Peytorc February 16, 2016
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Windex

A delicious drink that is sometimes used to clean windows. It comes in multiple flavours, but all of them are the best. It can also be used as a body wash, shampoo, disinfectant, anything!
Alex: Hey Derek, do you want to drink some Windex?
Derek: Of course, thank you for asking!
by Rainiered June 24, 2021
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Windex Wack

To be butt-ass naked whilst humping a window
“Hey Honey, I had a rough day at work. Mind if I Windex Wack?”
by Magic Johnzyn January 30, 2024
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