The Wire

The Greatest Show of All-Time.

Chad: "Yo, you watching 'The Wire' tonight?"
Kai: "Of course. I'm not a fucking idiot."

by K. Magnus June 25, 2009

wimecake

bakeing a cake for some one partically a girl then inserting a hole in the cake and putting your penis in the cake and then they eat the cake with the penis inside.

I got the best present yesterday for my birthday it was a wimecake! there was a surprise inside.

by Josh Wimer April 17, 2008

Chicken Wire

"Chicken Wire" is a 100% universal word, however it was originally fully intended to be used as a substitute for any word that describes "Awesome" or to be used as a substitute for any word that you would use as an expression that describes "Feeling Awesome" since its inception it has morphed into sometimes being used as a substitute for "any word" and sometimes being said Very Loud! For no reason at all. Legend has it that Chicken Wire was invented in the Midwest by a guy named Tim from the Hood in St. Charles Missouri. It is Awesome to use especially when you can't think of the word that you would like to use, just simply replace the word that you can't think of at the time with Chicken Wire and watch your friends and or other people around you try and figure out what the heck you’re talking about. Very Important never tell anyone what it means! Let them figure it out on their own! This is part of the Mystery and Fun that comes along with using Chicken Wire as you use the word your friends will start to use the word also even though they have no idea what it means or why you use the term Chicken Wire I know this doesn't sound like it would work but it does I don't know why to works... It just does! So now you know and hardly anyone else in the whole world has a clue so enjoy it and use it when appropriate but remember that you are sworn to secrecy! So go out there and Chicken Wire as much as you can!

That was Chicken Wire! Chicken Wire?
Man she was Chicken Wire Hand me the Chicken Wire

by Mr Vanquish April 13, 2009

wired

1. High on large amounts of stimulants (amphetamines, cocaine, caffeine, sugar, etc)
2. The point at which, having taken excess amounts of speed, you no longer feel the desire to talk (as you would when more moderately amped)
3. A state of being overstimulated, excited, and/or hyperactive.

He was completely wired after having taken more pills than usual.
On Saturday mornings the children were wired from all the sugar and cartoons.

by sirens December 28, 2005

Waiver Wire Whore

One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.

Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.

by Vinny Marlin February 20, 2009

wite wimmen

These are either hot blondes that are trying to get daddy jealous, or else big, fat, stringy-haired sugar mamas that prefer the licorice stick to vanilla sausage. They don't mind the low-IQ, giant pants, stupid rims, and nappy heads of the African men they crave. The giant tar hose more than makes up for it. Who cares about "intelligent conversation"? That's just what they tell the white man. All that really matters to them is size.

"Where are the wite wimmen at?"

by running out of patience April 29, 2008

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014