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White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.
Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
by Mike109999 September 2, 2023
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White Collar Friend Zone

When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.

Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
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White collar cowboys

-Yo doggy did you cop the dirty mountain cd by the white collar cowboys?
-yeah doggy’s it’s amazig
by Big daddy Dave June 12, 2018
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White Collar Racist

The cool version of racism. Typically used to describe rich and good looking racists. Not fat and poor like “blue collar racists”, who tend to reside in trailer parks.
Dude, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m a white collar racist.
by iceisbased March 18, 2024
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White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.
Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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White Collar's Tan

Light tan specifc to the white collar work person defined by a small triangular shape on the upper chest due to only wearing a dress shirt, polo or any collared shirt, and only rarely being exposed to the sun during a small walking commute to and from the office. The tan can include the area below the sleeves or the hands only (dress shirt) and is often accompanied by a large white line on a wrist due to wearing a large bulky watch to illustrate wealth and prestige. The White Collar's Tan in the male community must be accompanied by fully white legs as shorts are not office attire. The tan is usely rosy as the white collar person has no time to apply suncreen before or after work. The trianular tan below the neck is what separates the white collar's tan from a farmer's tan or any other type of tan.
"Hey man, notice how Justin's been crunching so many numbers and doing overtime this summer that he hasn't had time to take off his office shirt for a proper tan. Dude's rocking a WCT (White Collar's Tan)."

The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.

"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."
by KewlDewd99 August 6, 2017
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