wash my camaro

To masturbate

The girl from next door told me how much she likes my new car. I have to go wash my Camaro now.

by jay ma August 22, 2011

wash your bum bum

🍑 wash your bum bum is a phrase meaning washing your ass back and forth, make it wap then get a towel and mop for this wap. Give your bum everything you got for all of this wap, beat it hard and take out the dirt then shake it off. 🍑
DISCLAIMER:
Only meant for entertainment purposes and we didn’t mean to offend anyone or anything.

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Hey son did you wash your bum bum? it’s really smelly.
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: Yeah daddy, mommy washed it for me just now.
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay very good son, now lets go find some fresh wap!
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: YAYAYYAYAYAYY I think we can find some wap in babor rajasundaram Isgara’s houseeeee
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Lets goooooo son!! Let’s get these pussy wapping!
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: WOOOOHOOOOOOOO TINGADINGANINGANINGANINGANINGANINGA!!

by Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara February 4, 2021

Wash your mouth

Used as a response to an obscene statement, this phrase recalls unpleasant childhood memories wherein mothers would "wash out" a child's mouth with soap as a punishment for using curse words or crude language.

Cristobal: Dude, Jenna was being a total bitch last night. She broke my goddamn Death Star model. That shit was fucking to scale too.

Geraldo: Hey man, I don't care. Wash your mouth.

by Aaron Michael January 4, 2008

Wash Bitch

Anyone who makes a living out of washing various things. This person typically makes the same wages as a high schooler. This person also has no goals or aspirations in his/her life which is why they are known as a wash bitch.

That 40-Year-Old wash bitch is such white trash!

by Thepianist15 March 10, 2009

Wash Your Rug

When a man is being made a cuckold. The new "mowing your lawn". When one man is trying to get with another man's wife/girlfriend.

Colin: Have you seen Harry?
James: Yes. He is over there in the corner with your wife trying to 'wash your rug.'

by Sandiego Gammel October 7, 2010

Wash House

Laundry, Laundromat

I'm going to the wash house to clean some clothes

by Goldprince23 August 7, 2015

wash machine head

When the head is so good, she must be on spin cycle.

Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.

by Mothersloads December 3, 2018