Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.

Warp Pianos are cool

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Warp Core Breach

An excuse for Geordi La Forge to do a cool barrel roll under an engineering door. Also when a Star Trek starship's engine is about to explode.

"COOLANT LEAK! We have a coolant leak in the engine core, I estimate two minutes to a warp core breach!"

by ClaymoreCountry December 23, 2022

Warp Train

When one man ejaculates inside of a woman, then Ubers her to another man's house where the second man will ejaculate inside of her within the span of ten minutes.

Person 1: "Yo Dave, I just nutted in this chick, we're hitting a Warp Train."
Person 2: "Sick, how long has it been?"
Person 1: "9 minutes."
Person 2: "What the fuck man!"

by renlovesslovakia August 17, 2025

workplace time warp

The phenomenon of losing track of time at work after falling down a compelling conversational rabbit hole with a workmate.

That two-and-a-half hour workplace time warp almost got my ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

Bear Warp

(n.) A secret mode of transportation available only to bears. A bear using the bear warp will spin once on the spot and appear immediately at the location, however remote, that he or she has in mind as he or she turns to initiate the warp. Often, when there are people around, a life-like shadow image of the warping bear will persist in the location he or she has just left to make it seem the bear has not warped; this is to protect the secret of Bear Warping from people and other animals.

(v.) To use the Bear Warp system. Only bears can use it.

Example #1:

First Bear: "Hey there, friend. How are you getting to the Berries 'N' Honey festival tonight?"

Second Bear: "Hi! I won't be finished fishing for trout in the river for a while, so I guess I'll have to use the Bear Warp to get there on time."

Example #2

Little Bear: "Hey Mama Bear, what is that bear doing over there? It looks like he is sitting down, but there is no chair underneath him! Is he crazy?"

Mama Bear: "No, Little Bear! He probably just used the Bear Warp and is sitting in a seat wherever his Warp Destination is."

by talbear13 January 21, 2011

Based Warp

While playing games or looking through games and you switch from one console game to the next with out saying anything.

"We just transfered to the Xbox to the PS2. This is what you cal dat based warp. When you transfer games and you don't even say it."
- LIL B THE BASED GOD

by @Orionsimm September 8, 2011

time warp

a dance in the movie rocky horror picture show in which people called "time-warp goonies" dance at the transylvannia transexual convention at dr. frankenfurter's house while singing.
"its just a jump to the left. and then a step to the right. put your hand on your hips and squeeze your knees in tight. then it the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane."

i was doing the time warp at the late night double-feature picture show w/ a transvestite.

by the most amazing person you will ever meet May 16, 2006