Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

by Kirby369 September 6, 2013

Waffa

Is a arabic name that means faithfulness. Used for a miracle girl, she’s most likely wild spirited, peaceful at heart.

waffa Loves peace ☮️

by Yourstruly 🔐 June 6, 2020

nigga waffle

when a nigga has a waffle

NIGGA WAFFLE

this nigga really has a waffle, nigga waffle.

by dbugmcbuggyass November 24, 2018

Sleepy waffle

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out

Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!

by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021

Cleveland Hot Waffle

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

by beerman22 August 26, 2013

Waffle Whore

When you take the girl you just slept with to Waffle House the next day.

Then she becomes a waffle whore.

by Ren007 May 31, 2009

shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016