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vuvuzela

The act of blowing into your sexual partner's vagina while watching sports, preferably soccer.
Clint Dempsey scored while I was going down on my girlfriend, so I gave her a vuvuzela.
by blow my horn June 16, 2010
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vuvuzela

Mono-toned South African plastic trumpet produced in large amounts for wannabe musicians who wish to annoy and/or deafen those around them, usually at soccer matches but recently anywhere it can be carried, thus everywhere...
Pinky: What do you want to do tonight Brain?

Brain: Try to take over the world with vuvuzelas...
by Anny-k August 27, 2010
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vuvuzela

a wonderful fun hornlike thing that blows noises that foreigners hate!(mostly south Africans love it)
vuvuzela: baaaah pahhh pap! foreigners: stop that horrid noise this instant
by Africa4life June 19, 2010
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vuvuzela

A: A plastic horn that makes an obnoxious, droning, buzzing sound. Much like soccer (football) fans trying to argue that their 300 year old sport is relevant and/ or interesting.

B: The mouth of a soccer fan. Typical of 13 year old boys going through puberty.
Good old boy #1: Did you see that man-boy stuffed in the toilet at the bar last night?
Good old boy #2: That was awesome!
Good old boy #1: Yeah I put him in there. He kept droning on about how great FIFA is so I stuffed him in there. I asked him nicely to keep his vuvuzela shut but he refused so I put him in the shitter where he belongs.
Good old boy #2: Thank you, you are a great American!
by jkherbz June 19, 2010
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vuvuzela

The chagrin of lotuses everywhere.
Lotus: I am fucking tired of these god damn vuvuzelas.
by sup i am a cake monster June 19, 2010
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vuvuzela

n. a horn blown by African people.
That nigga won't stop blowin that vuvuzela, so i shot him.
by kkkkkkkasdasd June 22, 2010
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Belgian Vuvuzela

When a girl gives a guy a blumpkin in a porta-potty
Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice
by Charlie Sheeen October 21, 2011
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