Vulcan Gooch Grip

Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.

The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.

by darkass November 22, 2005

Vulcan

In Roman mythology, the god of fire.
Greek equivalent: Hephaestus

Although these days the term Vulcan is most commonly used to refer to a (fictional) Star Trek race, it has its originations in Roman mythology.

by Jonathan Archer March 9, 2005

Vulcan

A race of pointy-eared ancient humanoids, the most famous of whom is Spock, from a planet of the same name in the Star Trek series. The word could also be used by James T. Kirk to express shock or disbelief in any of Spock's logical thoughts or behaviors that were not clearly comprehended by the Captain.

Kirk: "Doctor, go ask that green slimeball thing if it's possible a human being could have sex with its species."

Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"

Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."

Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"

by dookeyboy December 5, 2010

Happy Vulcan

Hold up a womans ears in a pointy fashion so she looks like a vulcan while she is giving you a blow job.

She was giving me a blow job when I grabbed her ears and when she turned her head upwards she looked like a Happy Vulcan.

by Mick Taylor September 21, 2006

Vulcan Prayer

A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.

You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.

I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink

by biggsy1138 June 13, 2010

Vulcan

The greek god of fire and the forge. Also known as Hephaestus.

Vulcan created the weapons of the gods.

by Umbra December 17, 2004

Vulcha

A Haitian that seen a love one die and still follow that path.

His older brother was a pot head that got shot. He a vulcha

by Dirtboi6 June 11, 2018