Voldemort

YOU DARE SAY HIS NAME!?!?!?

'you mean...Voldemort?'

:ooo

by teenagedirtbaag August 11, 2012

Reverse Voldemort

a person with abnormally large nostrils, the reverse of Voldemort

Jessica: did you see Lenny's giant nostrils?
Ali: i know!! He is such a reverse Voldemort!

by ninja crab February 17, 2010

Volleyball Girls

Probably the most attractive, most coordinated and talented sports players you'll ever come across. They're pretty, outgoing and are always making jokes. They can be very clique-y, but if you make friends with one of them, you're friends with all of them. They often post a lot of Instagram pictures of them spiking a ball or making an A+ serve, in fact, their whole Instagram may (or may not) be dedicated to their volleyball life.

"Yoooo, did you hear? The new girl is a volleyball girl!"
"No way! I want to take her out already."
"She's super nice, too!"
"Well obviously! All volleyball girls are."

by trulyfe November 11, 2013

Volpescu

A fantastic, humble and intelligent man. He sure has a huge and mighty cock.
Surely if you watch one of his streams, you will fall in love and be part of the brothers' community. Long live to Volpescu Twonch.
I'm just saying one thing, mio padre.

Volpescu : L'avevo detto che lo facevo all'ultimo try

Me : OMG I'M GOING TO CUM

by spacealee November 21, 2021

Vollege

All the good parts of the college experience. Being drunk, being high. Getting A's. Getting with babes.

Everything that one does that is awesome at college. That is Vollege.

Person 1: "Dude I was so drunk last night, I stole a mail truck and drove it into the Dean's office. And he wasn't even pissed.... Man, I love college."

Person 2: "Man, you don't love college. You love Vollege."

by slaybells October 13, 2011

voleware

Software produced, developed or sold by Microsoft Corp. a Redmond WA-based software company.

The term originated as a popular response to Microsoft Corp.'s massively advertised slogan "Where do you want to go today ?". That paraphrases an old, famous automobile advertisement.

Alternative media with ties to opensource software also refer to Microsoft Corp. as "The Vole" or just "Vole".

Prairie voles are small rodents that can be found in the wild, that resemble small rats or hamsters.

from The Inquirer, www.theinquirer.net:
Microsoft offers home user security bulletins. Voleware has holeware.

from cyanide.com.au:
In short Vole has managed to corner the market and the bigger users are stuck with it.

by Horacio Lopez September 23, 2004

volleyball

the greatest sport in the world. And for those who do play proper competitive volleyball. the single greatest way to meet chicks. as they tend to go for guys who can also play
due to the physical strength and fitness required to play this highly skilled sport. the women tend to be of the attractive nature

normal guy: dude how the hell do you know all these chicks

volleyballer: volleyball bro

normal guy: but i go watch every week

volleyballer: they're only interested in those who can play. not those that just go to perv

by balvball January 17, 2011