Voldemort 

Before ejaculation during oral sex, whisper in a low and monotoan voice to your partner and then while climaxing cast evil spells on her while jerking your genitals too and frow as if you had a wand in your hand.

I got the nickname of Voldemort when I tried to cast dick spells on the unfortunate creature Shelby

Voldemort by SeAhOrSe RiDeR:P:P:P:P:P(*) June 22, 2009

voldemort 

One of the most notorious villans in the history of villans. Mostly known in the wizarding world as You-Know-Who or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. killed for the better part of 11 years untill a tiney boy of no older than one year of age reflected the Avada Kadavra curse back upon him thus rendering him with no body just a piece of a soul. returning to power from the blood of the boy previously mentioned as well as the bone of his illegitmate muggle father Tom Riddle and the hand of a loyal servent. known to cause chose just about enywhere for no other reason than he can. pretty much he is the biggest bully of them all and the only way to stop him is to unnecessarily kill various people such as Tonk, Lupin, Fred, and Hedwig. Oh and i'm sure when he regenerated his body his penis didnt come with it so all the havoc is just a compensation.

"that You-Know-Who voldemort is a scary guy!"

voldemort by 14elmo June 6, 2009

Voldemort 

V: When a girl wipes semen off of her face and onto an article of clothing leaving the impression of her face on the article.

Friend 1: Hey man whatever happened to your M*A*S*H* Apron?
Friend 2: Oh, i busted a nut on your moms face and then she totally voldemorted it. Naturally, i had it framed for my private collection.

Voldemort by Ricky Lahey July 16, 2011

voldemort 

a reeely scary girl hu looks like samara from the ring and speaks to fast and breaths funny and stares att ppl in maths lessons

mina: aggrrrr my scar ....voldemorts staring at me!
*dussy gets into fits of hysterical laughter and cant controll herself and nearly gets kicked out of maths*~
MINA AND DAISY: OOOOOH OUR SCARS! DONT KILL US VOLDEMORT!

voldemort by dussylu November 28, 2004

Voldemort 

He is a pale scanty man without nose..
He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.

If you keep acting mean like that, you're gonna turn out to Lord Voldemort!

Voldemort by HarryPotterShouldMarryMalfoy March 22, 2017

Voldemort 

(Noun) A person you completely regret sleeping with and whose name must consequently never be spoken out loud again.

Remember that time Shannon hooked up with that total Voldemort? I tried to stop her but she was too drunk to listen.

Voldemort by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017

Voldemort 

Voldemort is used to describe some one who's nose is dipped in like a tunnel project that was stopped halfway through.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.

Damn, that girl looks like fucking Voldemort.
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!

Voldemort by A dead man September 18, 2018