vomication

a formal version of "pooking". To pook or to vomicate is to vomit and defecate simultaneously. Generally, vomication occurs in the morning after a night of excessive drinking. The most common form of vomication is to vomit in a trashcan while defecating in the toilet. Vomication can also occur when a person has fallen exceptionally ill.
Pooking is more commonly used in informal settings such as the home, whereas vomication is used in settings such as a hospital.

"Doctor, Mrs. Helvisham has been vomicating."

"Well doctor, I have been experiencing cold chills, shortness of breath, and vomication."

"Man, I got wasted last night. I was pooking all morning."

by Sam (the bodahof) May 13, 2006

Vacation Bomb

A problem that exploses in your face only for you to find out that it was caused by someone who recently left for vacations.

-This application is broken
-Last modifications were made by Sanchez who just left for vacations 2 days ago.
-Looks like he left us with a vacation bomb!

by Finch Powers August 1, 2013

Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

by senorjay November 8, 2012

Going On Vacation

A term used when a drug dealer/crime boss goes to jail.

(Fatt Jimmy is Going On Vacation.)

"AY-O!, Tommy, Fatt Jimmy just went on vacation!"

"You know what that MEANS Tommy!?"

"Nah what"

"WE BOTH CAN NOW RUN THIS DRUG EMPIRE"

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 April 18, 2021

Wrong Thread Violation

Someone who repeatedly confuses, without remorse, what text thread they are on and posts the wrong information, pictures, comments, and memes.

We got a colossal school lesson plan sent on our text thread for the "Family" today, and we realized that it was my honey with yet another Wrong Thread Violation.

by Hixxz68 November 3, 2022

vacation dick

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.

"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"

by TheJediGolfer June 16, 2016

vocation navigator

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.

Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?

by vocnavdirector January 23, 2015