vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 6, 2003

Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.

Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape

by TIU December 15, 2011

Vindar

A major noob on a game that is horrible at a game, often many games and never wins or gets any kind of kills (or rarely). Or a noob that is bigger of a noob than the average noob

KittenCat is such a vindar.
KittenCat is doing a vindar.
Stop vindaring, kittencat!

by holdenshore November 6, 2012

vintage nerd

A Vintage Nerd is an old school nerd predating video games and computers.

Mom "I'm a nerd". Son "You're not a nerd, you don't know anything about video games or computers". Mom "that's because I'm a vintage nerd, I've been a nerd long before video games and computers."

by SunnyKitten March 18, 2015

vintage waffle

An older ladies poon-tang

I want a bit of that vintage waffle

by Kevin bacon November 18, 2017

vintage fuckboy

The vintage fuckboy Is a horny 16 year old who strolls around the streets in the summer while wearing clothes like:
Guess, Tommy Hilfiger, ellesse,fila , reebok, Umbro, champion etc.

Beware because they'll steal your girl with their round sunglasses,tommy denim jacket, striped tee, ripped skinny jeans and white canvas shoes like saint laurent

They also wear band tees of bands they don't wear. They wear Anything 80s.

Oh shit Jessica run that vintage fuckboy is gonna seduce you while flexing his fila fannypack!

by Scot MacScotland October 10, 2019

Vontarious

Someone fine, loyal, and smart

Isn’t scared of no nigga but do what he have to to protect the ones he love

If you lose him you lost someone great

Vontarious is so fine😍

by Vontarious October 15, 2019