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A major noob on a game that is horrible at a game, often many games and never wins or gets any kind of kills (or rarely). Or a noob that is bigger of a noob than the average noob
KittenCat is such a vindar.
KittenCat is doing a vindar.
Stop vindaring, kittencat!
Vindar by holdenshore November 6, 2012
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Vandarius 

A strong, smart, and driven guy with a great sense of humor and always the life of the party. He's the guy on the team who is the captain and a true leader, but that no one else opposing him will want to mess with. You always want a Vandarius in your corner. Not only does he have brawn, but brains as well - good luck trying to fool a Vandarius. Also, good luck trying to win a debate with a Vandarius - he can talk a big game, but he can back it up! A true ladies' man, Vandarius has tremendous charisma and charm that other men will envy. But a Vandarius is the kind of friend that anyone would want to have. He might not be who you expected, but he's the type of friend that will come through for you - extremely loyal to the people around him, and he'll never leave a bro behind.
"That Vandarius is one bad mofo, and he's awesome."
"Hey, me, Brandon, Vandarius, and Jalen are going to play some ultimate later. You in?"
"Damn, I hate when Vandarius steals my girl."
Vandarius by rkb247 December 27, 2021
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The term Vandari comes from the notorious apocalyptic sex cult, the Children of God, which began in the late 60's. The name was invented later to refer to the specific type of demons supposedly inhabiting the bodies of rebellious (read: intelligent) progeny that left the cult en masse as teens and young adults.

It was coined from partial use of three words: "vandals", "darkness", and the personal reference "I"; meaning those said to be Vandari were vandals of "the Spirit", heeding the darkness of the devil and focusing only on the self. Interestingly enough, visually they were described as dark and demony with blood dripping from sharp nails and teeth.

It's now worn proudly by those same ex-cult-kids as a badge of honour for standing up for themselves and for speaking out for those left with no voice. And the irony doesn't hurt.
Taken from xfamily.org:

142. These repulsive, blood-red creatures you see transformed before your eyes are the Vandari, agents of the netherworld, who infiltrate the world population in the Last Days. (Note: Phonetically this is pronounced Van-DAR-ee, with the accent on the second syllable.) Look at the significance of the Vandari name in your human language. The "van" is derived from the word "vandals," the "dar" from the word "dark," the "i" spelling of the last syllable signifies "I," denoting self or selfishness.

143. The Vandari are out to destroy. They are out to suck the very life out of the living. These seek to snuff out both the physical as well as the spiritual lives of those who are not protected by My Spirit. They are hitchhikers who work through many vehicles--those who are ignorant of the truth� darkened in their understanding.

144. The Vandari latch on to their prey and seek to use them to oppose My truth. Be aware, My children. Be wise, not ignorant of the Enemy's devices. Walk in vigilance. I don't care to give undue importance to the dark workings of Lucifer, yet I am a true Husband Who warns His brides of danger so you can avoid it.
Vandari by Vandari April 27, 2011
The smell of sweary testicles. A combination of mustard and vinegar.
Kevin swiped the side of Steven's sack and it stunk of Vinard!
vinard by Chito1977 July 31, 2017

Vindaloo evacuation 

When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.
Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.
Vindaloo evacuation by Kingen March 12, 2010
Vineard: (vinegar + mustard = Vineard) (pronounced vin-arde)
One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives or Cat Pee
"Dude, do you have a cat??"
"Why??"
"Because your room smells like Vineard!!!"
Vineard by MC Killbot 5000 October 9, 2005
Norse God of Vengeance, Justice, Silence and sometimes Hospitality. the Son of Odin, the first survivor of Ragnarok, and the slayer of Fenrir, the giant evil wolf who swallows Odin whole.
Vidar the Silent walks the earth after the end of days.

Vidar Avenges the death of his father by standing on the wolf's lower jaw while tearing the upper jaw off with his bear hands.

The Vidar is like the ancient Norse version of the Batman.
Vidar by Jae Yui February 3, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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