vidtard 

Vid-Tard, Some one who only has a social life on on-line gaming, they often have few or no friends outside of gaming.

John is a vidtard because he only plays on-line with his on-line friends now that he has Call of Duty .4, and Halo 3 JOHN IS GAY!!!

vidtard by Matthew 101st airborne January 19, 2008

Vidtard 

Vidtard or Screentard is: person (usually feminist or naïve young person) talk about things they don’t understand or produce figments of the imagination, nonsensical gibberish, fabricated events and statistics that don’t exist. To criticise others and masculinity over YouTube making themselves looking retarded, brain dead or completely insane. Characterised by a lack of understanding of subject matter, indoctrination by pseudoscience, barefaced lies, ignorant drivel and belief systems that aren’t scientifically based, rational or even make sense.

1 “god this feminist is a Vidtard she has no idea what you talk about”

Vidtard by Cheeky Bastard Gaming Icon October 27, 2015

vitard 

An intellectual investor that specializes in commodity investing and originates from reddit. Led by the Don, vitards ride or die on the steel train, hoping to retire off 1000% gains. Officials known as mods, who oversee vitards, are generally humorless cucks, with the exception of a few truly amazing human beings.

Oh em gee, did you hear about that Vitard who got a 69 bagger on CLF Fds?!

vitard by Nitanta June 21, 2021

Vistard 

A person who has "upgraded" to Windows Vista just because the upgrade is available. Upgrading to Vista, arguably a worse operating system than XP, is actually downgrading, and therefore, "upgrading" makes you stupid, or retarded.

John always needed the latest software, and when he upgraded windows, he became a Vistard.

Vistard by Shishire April 21, 2007

victarded 

One who acts very stupid, immature, and/or french. Often attributed to people who's family came from France and are a little slow to pick up on all things American.

"Hey guys have you heard that song Boom Boom Pow? its really cool, i heard it when i was in france."

"wow dont be victarded, that song came out like 5 years ago and only 13 year old girls like it."

victarded by steezbomb April 6, 2010

Victard 

An Individual who resides in the socialist State of Victoria, Australia suffering acute Stockholm syndrome from 2020/21. They voted again for the people who locked them and their children in their homes for the most amount of time in the entire world and these crayon eaters all ended up catching Covid anyway. 🤷 ♂️ They think that because they had gone through the trauma in 2021 that they possibly couldn't be put through it again by the same person who organised the biosecurity so voted for him again in 2022. Unfortunately, once someone has tasted power they will use it again.

Hey look at this Victard! Still wearing a mask and up to his 5th jab . He got 2nd bout of Covid anyway just like the rest of the world . He thinks that enduring being locked down longer than the rest of the world combined and repeatedly jabbed saved his life despite everyone carrying on normally for his age group. What a complete crayon eating helmet wearing glue sniffing window licking VICTARD.

Victard by Itsabigbigworldwakeup December 2, 2022

victarding 

When a man engages in cockblocking or dirty macking by offering the girl a logical breakdown or "helpful explanation."
Like "that guy" who always points out how magic tricks work.

Carlsen: Hey Mandy, let's go back to my place and watch the Arrested Development episodes we were talking about.

Mandy: That sounds great!!

Rick: Mandy, you do realize that Carlsen is smoothly shifting venues now, so when you're at his apartment he can physically escalate and sow his seed. The Arrested Development DVD is just a pawn in his love game.

Carslen and Mandy: Goddamnit! Quit victarding!

victarding by Puntastic February 24, 2010