Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)

Uh, Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, and in this point of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes
May I see the Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)?
No

by SOSOOSOS January 2, 2019

Wal-Mart Version

Term used to describe an uglier doppelgänger.

Fan 1: Did you know that SGP are the Warriors too?
Fan 2: Yeah but SGP is the Wal-Mart Version of us.

by Martin_Barstool September 29, 2021

Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)

1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)

by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009

Campbell's soup version

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short

Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date

by yellebelle March 10, 2011

Beat-up version

noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or used to compare one individual negatively to another in terms unrelated to physical attractiveness.

Spencer Pratt is a beat-up version of Charlie Hunnam.

Charlie Puth sings like a beat-up version of Sam Smith.

Mello Yello is a beat-up version of Mountain Dew.

by AmyinNC April 7, 2016

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

a masterpiece, written by Dr. Taylor Swift (aka the music industry) and Liz Rose. released in 2021 on red (taylor’s version), it was originally written in 2011 for the original red album, however was cut down to 5:29. with red (taylor’s version), it was finally released in it’s full glory and poetry.

yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one

(people singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version))
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”

by monkeymoo ✨ June 3, 2023

Clean Version

A version of a song where some of the soundtrack has been altered, usually by digital means, and still contains swearing. The only difference is that it is now in altered sound form. Its hidden nature can make it physically uncomfortable to listen to around other people. It makes an unwanted issue about its language, draws attention and points it out, to extreme discomfort and serious offence, to everyone around. It indicates the language is inappropriate but still conveys it and therefore is unacceptable. Very rarely will an actual clean version be produced, such as Radiohead's "Creep". Most clean versions will be inappropriate and extremely uncomfortable and offensive in public environments, failing to take the swearing away and instead containing it in signature form, reinforcing an offensive nature of the song. It is hardly "censored" since the original meaning of the song is still present and everyone knows what the song means. It does not prevent that communication, or information, from reaching the audience. If there is any minor "censorship", it merely censors part of the original sound of the song but fails to censor its meaning. It's like claiming that writing Scarborough as "Scarboro." amounts to "censorship". The "u", "g" and "h" are not written but anyone who knows about Scarborough will still know if you write to ask them to meet you in "Scarboro." and will still end up at the correct place, as will a letter posted to and addressed the same.

Name of song Clean Version

In other words, it almost certainly is not and is an offensive version of a song, as rarely will it be an acceptable version such as the Radiohead situation.

by grainger467 July 8, 2016