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Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.
by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022
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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Venting Machine

Being genuinely interested in listening to a friends venting and comforting them
Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!
by The Shmucksonian November 27, 2019
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Venting machine

The only stupid person who answers the phone at 2 A.M. to listen to your so called problems.
Pablo: Dude you look like shit. Mando: Did'nt sleep last night. I was venting machine, again.
by D.L.M July 28, 2011
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