Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Velcro Tie

The scratchy thing that holds things together

"I used the velcro tie to hold the cables together."

by Noodles111 December 18, 2021

Velcro Smuggler

A woman with an unshaved pussy.

Sam needs to shave her cooch, fuckin Velcro Smuggler.

by SneakySneakyNinja January 18, 2006

Velcro Head

Used to describe a black male, because when their hair is cut short it works like velcro (how else could TI wear his touque like that)

There are a lot of velcro heads in the NBA.

by DTrain87 April 22, 2007

Velcro Ninja

The Velcro Ninja is a character that exemplifies parody type characters by being a humorous take on the normal ninja sterotype. Instead of being stealthy and secretive, he/she has all their weapons attached to their person via velcro. So, when they sneak up on someone and remove their sword for the attack, you hear a very loud, very long version of two pieces of velcro pulling apart.

Man, the characters in "Scary Movie" were all velcro ninjas!

by The Velcro Ninja September 26, 2009

Velcro Bumper

Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian.

Well, you know...my friend SWEARS that Whitney is a velcro bumper.

by Solinus September 23, 2007

Velcro Momma

When you glue a newborn to it’s Mom and RIP the apart.

Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it

by Bayyy The Smartest Blonde February 14, 2021