Vagitorium

The wide open space between a girls legs.

That girl had one huge vagitorium.

by -Ry@n- June 29, 2008

vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

Vagitation

Excessive pubic hair on a woman.

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.

by moonminer December 13, 2007

Vality

A word with no known meaning from the song Ravers Fantasy by Tune Up!.

"This is my vality, and its just the ravers fantasy"

by SoundExpert May 8, 2010

vagitable

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

by Chelicopter October 21, 2010

Vagitalk

When one usually talks from one's Vagina, hypothetically. Commonly the opposite of 'Trash Talking'. Vagitalk is more known as verbal discussion between two or more persons about a topic in particular in which others would refer to as soft-wording.

Person1 - " Don't make me kick you in the balls..."

Person2 - "Pfft, that's vagitalk compared to what I did to your bro"

Person3 - " it's true...but i didn't believe him!! "

Person1 - " What did he do...?"

Person3 - "...the world may never know..."

Person2 - " that's right, stfu and start -- (insert sexual/racist/harassment joke here) "

by IwiggledMyDongle October 21, 2010

vanity blast

Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.

Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"

by Sebastian Owl July 25, 2011