Aquatic Variable

Performing any sex move underwater

"Yo me and Mandi did Aquatic Variable "Blumpkin" last week, It was so exhilarating!

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

N-Variable Problem

A computational or analytical nightmare where the outcome depends on a vast number of input variables, many of which are unknown, unmeasurable, or change in real-time. Unlike a controlled experiment with few variables, here the interactions are so numerous that isolating cause and effect, or making reliable predictions, becomes a fool's errand.

*Example: Predicting the success of a startup. Variables include the team's skill, market timing, investor sentiment, technological shifts, competitor actions, regulatory changes, and pure luck. A VC's spreadsheet model with 20 key metrics is laughably simplistic against the true N-Variable Problem. Overconfident predictions are a sign of not grasping the variable space's sheer size.*

by Dumuabzu February 8, 2026

Internal and External Variables

A term from research methodology referring to the factors that can influence a study's results, specifically highlighting the gap between controlled experiments and messy reality. Internal Variables are the conditions carefully managed inside the study—the specific lighting, the homogeneous participant pool, the standardized instructions. External Variables are the chaotic, real-world factors that exist outside the lab—distractions, peer pressure, lack of sleep, economic stress, and the general unpredictability of life. A study's failure often comes from perfectly controlling the Internal Variables while completely ignoring the External ones that actually drive behavior in the wild.

Internal and External Variables "That study proving people prefer classical music for focus is a joke. They controlled for every Internal Variable in a soundproof room. But they ignored the External Variables: my neighbor's barking dog, my phone buzzing, and the existential dread of my unanswered emails. The lab is not reality."

by Dumu The Void February 21, 2026

Interior and Exterior Variables

A nuanced framing of research limitations, similar to internal/external variables but with a philosophical tilt. Interior Variables are the factors within the controlled environment of the study or the subjective state of the participants that the researchers think they are measuring. Exterior Variables are the objective, often invisible, systemic conditions that shape those interior states. A study measuring "workplace satisfaction" (Interior) might miss the Exterior Variables of looming recession fears or a recent change in healthcare policy that are the actual drivers of that satisfaction. It's the difference between the vibe in the room and the weather outside that's causing it.

Interior and Exterior Variables "The company survey measured our 'engagement' as an Interior Variable. But they completely missed the Exterior Variable: the CEO just bought another yacht while freezing our salaries. You can't measure the water temperature in a pot without acknowledging the fire under it."

by Dumu The Void February 21, 2026

External Variables (Scientific Research)

The chaotic, messy, and uncontrollable factors from the real world that invade a controlled experiment and ruin its beautiful, clean data. They are everything the researchers didn't think of, couldn't control for, or actively ignored to make their study publishable. If a lab study shows that people in a quiet room perform better on puzzles, the External Variables are the screaming kids, the pounding hangover, and the constant phone notifications of real life. They are the reason why a drug that works in 100% of carefully selected mice only works in 30% of chaotic, genetically diverse, cheeseburger-eating humans.

External Variables (Scientific Research) "That study saying productivity apps change your life controlled for every Internal Variable. But they didn't account for the External Variables: your battery dying, your boss adding more work, and your cat walking across the keyboard. The lab is a lie; the External Variables are always waiting outside the door."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026