valoola

valoola means everything. from hi, bye, and omg. people will say it when they are surprised or sad.

sad-
i feel valoola :(...

omg/surprised-
OMG VALOOLA!! THAT SCARED ME.

hey-
valoola laddies

bye-
i’m sorry but i have to go, valoola

by quesadilla_xx July 24, 2019

valondrah

she’s a very loving, social person. she’s super outgoing and has long straight hair. she’s very tall, intelligent, and an amazing driver. she could run uber with ease! she doesn’t leave anyone of read and is very attentive to her messages, she’ll be a great mommy someday because she loves kids.

“guys it’s valondrah!”
“omg i love her! she’s our mascot” :D

by Sugar snap bish February 21, 2022

varoon

A person who will make you a better version of yourself. A Varoon is understanding, goofy, and beautiful. He values true honesty and authenticity, which will make him one of your most valuable relationships. He will stand by you no matter what, so you should stand by him too. He's the best person you will ever meet.

I just met a Varoon, this is the best day ever!

by milky23 April 8, 2022

loomah valoomah

A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.

"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."

by Farrah J August 26, 2007

Vagoon

A well known term used in old Kentish villages to describe some-one who is irritable. Vagoon is a hybrid of the word Lagoon (a body of shallow sea water or brackish water separated from the sea by some form of barrier) and of course that age old favourite Vagina. When the term is used it is reffering too the said person having a 'shallow' vagina and as a result are far more likley to have a short temper resulting in tantrums, strops and general tomfoolery

Vagoon has since found its way onto the frape circuit and is fast becoming the word of the year

'Your acting like you have sand in your Vagoon'

'Do you mind tucking your Vagoon away?'

'Did you snag your vagoon on something or are you just in a bad mood'?

by jeffrey1234567890 November 18, 2010

Valmont

An Industrial Plant where many large, metal poles are constructed. These poles can be used for traffic lights, telephone wires, or various other uses. In its primary function, Valmont is probably the best in the trade. But it is also inhabited by far too many Corporate Zombies and Welders who tend to be too egotistical.

Person1: I work at Valmont!
Person2: Are you a Corporate Zombie?

by LioConvoy June 11, 2006

vagoon

a word that is begined with the letters VAG as if to spell vagina but a teacher walks by and you quickly add oon

holy shit that vag... vagoon is streched

by jack meoff November 12, 2003