chicken ventilator

A staple in many chemistry labs, the chicken ventilator can also be called a hood. You do chemistry in there, and on rare occasions, you may also see a mustached man smoking a cigarette or ventilating chickens.

I was goin dahn the chem lab to ventilate some chickens when I found grundle tickler Frank smoking a cigarette in the chicken ventilator.

by John Dubich April 25, 2007

Milo Ventimiglia

-super freaking hot italian guy
-plays peter petrelli on heroes
-has an incredible body

1-did you see milo ventimiglia in heroes last night?
2-oh my God! yes!
1- he has to be one of the hottest people ever

by the fabster October 17, 2008

Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

by G$ and S-T-U January 8, 2005

vestina

Sweet beautiful kind amazing person you really want her in your life

Man I wish I had a vestina

by Bff123456789 March 19, 2018

ass venting

It is the act of having sex on the balcony of a hotel in front of the external air conditioning vent. The guests on the inside of the hotel room will be able to smell the ass (sex).

Will you two knock that ass venting off out there on the balcony because it is reaking of ass in here.

by Dapril August 9, 2006

Vestie

A best friend who you share fun things to do with (and actually do them)

Alaina is my Vestie, we're always going to the coolest events together.
If you don't wanna go I'll just ask my Vestie to go with me.

by TheVestie May 24, 2023

Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011