valedictory address

a speech written by a valedictorian for graduation and which 95% of it are edited by the speech writer, adviser or language teacher.

parent 1 : "the valedictory address delivered by by your son was incredible."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."

by jayvee5684 March 28, 2013

valedicktorian

Someone who graduated purely by pleasing a lot of teachers for better grades.

Rumor has it that she graduated from highschool as a valedicktorian.

by Yingwu June 17, 2020

Velenottino

Forcio sexy transgender /j

Hey, hai visto il nuovo video di Velenottino su TikTok?

by Last Nyanmurai October 10, 2021

Velev ki ibneyiz

A popular slogan in the Turkish LGBTQ+ community. Roughly translates to "So what if we're faggots?"

Sakin ol aga, velev ki ibneyiz, sana ne zararımız var?

by userhandlegoeshere March 31, 2022

Veldigun

Fictional monsters made by the youtuber Pastra

oh shit, its a veldigun

by piemanton April 30, 2023

veed

When Indian people can't pronounce their 'W's'.

example: 'Sam....Stop smoking veed'

by Masattackjarus June 28, 2010

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020